Low budget ghost story made in 7 days.
Avec un peu de fromage.
Reflections of home
Goetre Hall (aka Moneypit Hall) reflected in the flash that appears every downpour.
From zero to half-marathon in one summer
My missus recently ran a half-marathon. From nowt. I made a video of the process.
Presumably dogs play football here
Not a free man by any stretch
Project Lucozade
I considered entering my Lucozade bottle photos for the Turner Prize. In the end, just posted them on to my B5015.com blog. However, that site is presently being treated for a bout of severe hacking so I’ve posted the video, at least, on here for your delectation.
Earl’s Pearls (of wisdom)
The Mortimer Trail
Just a perfect day
hard boiled egg, Tyrells crips
and then maybe
from our flask
we’ll drink tea.
Just a perfect day
herefordshire countryside
hay bales and skylark song
and then later
when it gets dark
we’ll drink beer.
With apologies to the late Lou Reed for nicking his meter
I was once alive… just.
It was this ECG and what happened afterwards that had an accelerating affect as I travelled my road to existential enlightenment.
A few of my unfavourite words
I thought it might help ease me through this dark winter if I exorcised some of the words that I despise. In no particular order:
| Awesome | Over used and over here. |
| Heart | But only when referring to my own ticky-pumping thing. I can say British Heart Foundation or Heart of the Matter without wincing. |
| Cuddle | Oh, that word is just too awful. Please, make it go away. |
| Tummy | Like fingernails scraped down a black board. |
| Like | I, like, kinda, so hate the way this word can be fitted, like, about six times in a sentence these days. |
| Movie | It’s a film for fuck’s sake. Or a fillum if you’re from the north east. |
| Comfy | I confess to being uncomfortable about this one. |
| Nil | But only when preceded by the word Wrexham. A bore draw at best. |
| Panini | It’s a singed and squashed ham butty you ponce. |
| Crimbo | Unless taken to extremes as in Crimbo Dex for Christmas Decorations. |
| Baulk | I always baulk at this one. Then wretch. |
That’ll do for starters…