Category Archives: Different stuff

Repartee

I think I’ve got it!

Would the lady who insulted me four and a half years ago with the quip about me falling in a shit-heap please give it another go.  I’ve got the perfect put-down for you now.

The Impartial Explorer

Page extract from The Impartial ReporterWould you look at that… Belfast Newsletter a week last Wednesday – and the Impartial Reporter a week later.  And all under a delightfully poetic headline.

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Vacany for an astronaut

Ok, if you’re going to write to the Welsh Space Agency at least put the proper bloody stamp on. It cost me £1.50 to receive these 29 job applications for our vacant astronaut position from Year 6 at Newton School, Mumbles. 
And what a lying bunch they all are anyway. The interviews will be interesting!

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