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A few of my unfavourite words

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I thought it might help ease me through this dark winter if I exorcised some of the words that I despise.  In no particular order:

Awesome Over used and over here.
Heart But only when referring to my own ticky-pumping thing.  I can say British Heart Foundation or  Heart of the Matter without wincing.
Cuddle Oh, that word is just too awful.  Please, make it go away.
Tummy Like fingernails scraped down a black board.
Like I, like, kinda, so hate the way this word can be fitted, like, about six times in a sentence these days.
Movie It’s a film for fuck’s sake.  Or a fillum if you’re from the north east.
Comfy I confess to being uncomfortable about this one.
Nil But only when preceded by the word Wrexham.  A bore draw at best.
Panini It’s a singed and squashed ham butty you ponce.
Crimbo Unless taken to extremes as in Crimbo Dex for Christmas Decorations.
Baulk I always baulk at this one.  Then wretch.

That’ll do for starters…

The strangers of Pen y Bryn

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Who are those people who stand and stare?
I see them, always from behind.
Never quite catch up to them.
When I get there, they’re gone.


Picknicking Penrhos Pigeons

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We few pigeons of Penrhos are
waiting for picnickers to come from afar.
Cheesy riches, pork pies, sandwiches.
We like to poo on your car


Juliet Tango

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A Tango…
Music & Lyrics : Tom Evans

Juliet Tango, the plane
She has two wings to her name
And if you fly her too slow
she’ll let you know.

Juliet Tango she flies
and you can see with your eyes
that when she takes to the skies
She’ll blow your mind.


Flying, with grace and style
She’ll take you miles
   and miles away.


Juliet Tango is fab
she has two seats in her cab
but room for one in her heart
his name is Mart (in).

And now an alternate verse provided by me here…

Juliet Tango the plane
she had an intact tailplane
but if you fly her too low (slow, and in a bloody crosswind)
to the scrapyard she will go.


Elvis cake

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Forget all those ridiculous stories
Every last one is a fake…
Elvis doesn’t work in a chip shop.
He lives inside a Cherry Madeira Cake
…(Sainsbury’s Own Brand)


Love between trees

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An oak and a cherry
their arms entwined
embrace and kiss
until the end of timeLove twixt a cherry and an oak

Found this rather distracted pair on the steep hill behind my house. (Meifod, Powys)

Leftover tree

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Leftover Tree
Cuprum Surplusii
prefers shady position, out of wind and grows best in copper-rich soils



The first Welshman in space

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Dilwyn Griffiths has figured out how to use the camcorder we sent with him on his mission in Cymru III to Jupiter’s moon Callisto. This is his first footage from inside the craft.

An Enigma Variation

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July 1940. War rages and Germany is on the brink of invading. Time for some personal choices to be made…

This is a 5 minute short made for the Ffilmic Take 6 Film Challenge 2012. Genre, prop and line of dialogue all chosen from a hat, and then 10 days to script, film, edit, deliver. Budget of £92 (hat, specs & typewriter)

Winners: Best Film, Best Cinematography, Best Director, Best Costume & Production Design, Best Actor oo-er!

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